I am a seahorse
If an ordinary human can become a superman by wearing underwear over his pants, why can’t a horse become a sea horse by wearing sea suit? Huh.
Horses have life, horses have spas too, he just got a pedicure for a birthday party and look this guy totally ruined it. Thus ,he can’t take risk putting his feet down. No, nah, not a chance!
In an interview they asked me where you see yourself in next 5 years? I said I see myself turning into a beautiful unicorn.
Horses are very clever animals; they know how to please their owners. Even if they find their jokes lame they must laugh hard in order to get more attention and of course more FOOD!
Damn it! I’m still in the same place. When am I going to break this prison? I should better start looking for another tunnel.
He knows everything
Mommy said Easter bunny is going to give you a present this time ! As if I don’t know only Santa is real, there is no such thing like eater bunny. Mommy is so funny.
Oh My God that fat person is coming again. Let’s hide in the grass before he finds me and break my bones again.
This Halloween he collected a box full of candies and hides them in a safe place where no one could touch his candies. And now he forgot where the safe place was.
He was not attentive during class; his teacher canceled his games lessons, breaks and clubs. How cruel anyone could be? But he will soon join his gang.
If you had the choice to buy a horse or delicious cat food, which thing would you buy? Then the cat replied, “obviously a HORSE!”.
Never trust online shopping. I ordered a giraffe look what they sent me. But still I’m not sure that if I’m riding a giraffe or a horse?
They said he could be anything and he chooses to become a Pilate’s instructor. Since then he has been looking for students and yet he end up to be alone.
Mr. Donkey didn’t invite him on his birthday so he sent him a birthday card with a note written on it, ‘‘I do like birthdays but I think too many can kill you’’.
Happiness on its peak
The face every human makes on Friday mornings before going to work. That happiness is unexplained.
He dressed up as a horse for a Halloween party and wrote HORSE on his costume in case anyone fails to recognize him.
Run Cynamon run
When someone leaves the restaurant without paying their bill and your boss is on your back to catch him. Hey you! Come back.
They said,’’congratulations you’ve been selected for this job you can join us from tomorrow’’. He replied, “LOL that was funny”.
Siblings and their jokes
When you’re at home and one of your siblings crack a joke. That’s exactly how you laugh.
It was a bright sunny day mom said lets go to safari, it will be fun .We never knew we would be attacked by zombies phew what a horrifying day it was.
Heavy weight champion
Happiness is when you win the world heavy weight champion ship. I would like to thank my parents and my fans.
Most of the people say unicorn is my cousin? But can he smile like this? Huh? No I don’t think so.
He was abroad for a very long time for his business conference. This weekend he surprised his friends in a new style.
Whenever I pass by any girl’s college I be like, ‘’hey how you doing?’’ With this beautiful smile. Nah! No girl can stand this smile.
Mama asked us to look after our baby sister for a while and we got busy in football. Oh boy we are in deep trouble. Did you find her ?
Naughty Horse Grinning Widely
This naughty horse is confessing that he bucked off his owner intentionally. Although, the horse is in happy mood but you can’t predict how owner will react after this.
They asked me about my team work abilities. I told them how I and my goat friend won the competition of collecting apples.
I heard the fire alarm. I just wanted to help you. I didn’t mean to break anything but honestly this door didn’t look good anyway.
When you have already done your homework in class and you have no work to do at home. Wow lets party! The weekend starts now.
New year’s resolution
John bony pony made a new year’s resolution: not to pee on the fence ever again in his life. Whose going to set my hair now?